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What am I talking about?Secrets. Secrets about life, love, aging...everything. Stuff they didn't want you to know, because you'd probably jump off the nearest building. As an example, I never knew I would get gray hair, you know, down there. Look, that wasn't exactly an earth shattering event, but it sure took me by surprise. FYI, plucking really hurts. So go ahead, admit it, whatever you call it...baby boomer, crone, mature women, wise women...face it, you're middle aged. Now kick back, relax, and browse our articles...with a little humor, and a little common sense, Mama's Secrets will help you get through it. ...and remember, "neurotic" is not a bad word...it's an art. Have something you want to get off your chest? Want the world to know what you think, feel, or just how insanely angry you are?
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